Congratulations! You've just started your Tuesday in the best possible way!

So chirped the way too perky instructor at the conclusion of my aqua aerobics class this morning.

Funny. My version of the best possible start to my Tuesday involved less chlorine and fully made-up, bejeweled fellow exercisers and a whole lot more Pierce Brosnan and mimosas.

Too Perky and I are clearly working with different methodologies.